One day I noticed a big “SALE!” sign on a gift shop window.
As I entered, I immediately noticed the most perfect clock on the top shelf. ⏰
I thought to myself: he’s probably being sold as a punishment, for waking people every morning. 😖
Who can love such a clock…? Surely not the mighty hammer. 🔨
He would have done anything to make the clock stop ringing so early.